they wrote the apology story 18 hours later or so, are we considering that a long time now?

legit. i just couldn't lose he got game, i would switch it with above the rim so it didnt go up against white men can't jump and could be in the final four

are you sure this isn't a reference to the royal scam by steely dan, grandpa?

David Lynch managed to explode every available television trope and not just flip them on their head but actually explore the psychology of why they exist and what cultural role they filled about 20 years before that would become so much of our online conversation (on places like the gawker network say). He also did…

I feel like a nazi for laughing at all of this, but it's gold!

boooooo

Absolutely, i wrote a long e-mail to my friend who was also a fan when i heard the news just talking about how amazing that performance was, this character that was so pent up in his desire and obviously capable of love in the middle of a film showing all of these other characters confused responses to the manic…

even the lemons?

sure, why not. can we also put up some trampolines around the basket? tell you what, let's play 100 games of fantasy basketball on my holodeck. you get 12 john stocktons.

Yes, yes they are. In a game which is determined by who has the most points; they are, by definition, the most important thing, and all other statistics are just things that happened that predicated points being scored. Thanks for realizing that.

that's also my betta fish's nickname in his international fighting league that i am not supposed to talk about.

Yes, it isn't possible to get the proper emotion out of the star spangled banner if you deviate even slightly.

"deacon blues" doesn't make you want to grind on the dance floor?

As soon as as jameis gets cleared somebody sexually salts his game.

That last 5 minutes was the heightened reality of a shamanic sweat lodge. The second he caught that ball the entire group of people i was with - not truly an auburn fan among us - just seemed to all know with conviction he was going house. THERE COULD BE NO OTHER WAY. Going to go wring out my pants and take a xanax.

Yep, and slavery was made illegal around the same time, but guess what, i would still be pretty opposed to a team being called the boston negroes, would you accept that name?

You are so adamant that we are second-guessing the majority of native people who say they aren't offended by this name, we are doing no such…

Yeah, i was just reading a book about the trail of tears recently, it was so awful i couldn't really think of anything to compare it to, but i think you've hit the nail on the head, it is like if somebody called you a "jackass" 0n the internet and you had the courage to just shake it off.

or "georgia iced-mane juryman"