Assuming the frame is good this thing is NP all day long. My dad had the Trooper with the 3.2 in it. That thing was a beast. It would go anywhere and tow a surprising amount. Dead reliable, too.

After the frame rotted away, he gave it to a friend of his who took the drivetrain out and used it in a farm workhorse. The…

NP. But fitting that the the brand Joe Isuzu built helped Acura to lie about having its own SUV.

Sometimes I really hate the fact that I live in the US.

You came up with the perfect gif really Rapidely.

I prefer British mediocrity combined with American excess.

This is the shift mechanism from a M998 Humvee (might also apply to the newer ones, but I got out before those were fielded):

Things parking brake non-users say:

The neeeeewwww Allante!

The term “trouser cough” is simply amazing.

When I was around 13 my father and I tried to perfect the “One Cheek Sneak” — getting a silent but deadly fart out in public without laughing. We were generally a bit noisy and the other one would detect it. Giggles all around. Anyone pulling off the OCS was supposed to get away scott-free and was legally allowed to…

Yeah, but were not a bunch of fucking robots so there’s leeway baked into enforcement of these limits.

Nah...Jesus leased a Honda. Says so in John 8:42, “I came not of my own Accord...”

He wrote, oblivious of the irony

When someone says “Bangle” my mind immediately jumps the 7-series pictured above. At the time, as a teenager, I had never seen such negativity leveled against not just a car — but a very specific part of a car.

Someone, please save it from those wheels next.

...but now, on a Friday!

Good news, ebay says it’s compatible with the Leaf.

You said “ridic” and used it as a word. I can’t take you any more seriously than I take these guys.

“Bro what’s that gunk on your tire?”