Spoiler:

Quite frankly I’d prefer the dignity that comes with standing up to people attempting to take advantage of me than living the hollow life of a sated victim.

I think that living in the middle of nowhere does not relieve one of the responsibility of identifying what they are shooting at.

If you have the money to buy this car, you have the money to get plastic surgery to ensure your body never changes again for eternity.

Wait. Electrics by Lucas?

Whatever happened to the good old Jaguars, the kind they used to sell in Morganville, which is what we called Shelbyville at the time? I remember the time I went to Morganville to buy a sleek old Jaguar. I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those…

One way of getting those godawful subwoofers out of the car

let me bring this right to the top of the comments

Please stop bringing attention to under-valued cars I have saved in my craigslist searches.

Here are a few reasons that every car enthusiast will care about. I don’t like telling people they are flat out wrong, I just don’t like being that much of a dick, but you’re wrong and need a history lesson if you think k only Ford Faithful will be interested.

Dont know why people still feel this way:“This is still a Ford and will be viewed as such by not only competing companies, but by interested buyers.”

Front license plates are a crime.

Some of us had parents who bought a minivan that didn’t suck when we were kids:

This is a great idea for a series, will read.

As I understand part of the reason both left was because of the artificial deadlines and need to cut corners to get the cars done quickly or ‘win’ some fake contest. I doubt very much they’d be interested in doing a competition show where those factors get magnified a dozen fold.

Are you havin’ a laff? Is he havin’ a laff?

Was on-board until you Foosed it up. Chop (sp) is correct, though.

Keep Chip Foose out of it. The world needs less two-tone cars with orange pinstripes.

Q: What are the odds of a race car driver hitting a jet dryer?