I may have to stop by today and have them forward all those calls to me. I could have a lot of fun with that level of idiocy.

Sounds like the title of a free Netflix movie I’d begrudgingly agree to watch with my significant other and then end up loving and casually referencing

I’m going to assume that this dad didn’t try evade the cops when they pulled him over, and the vehicle was clearly stopped. So the logical inference by the police would be that this man had nothing to hide. Unbutton the retainer on your sidearm if you wish, but there’s no need to level a gun at someone why has given…

Not all American cars are unreliable. FCA cars however...

But having your sister car that’s out of contention block your closest competitor on a restart IS?

Stay classy, Atlanta.

The “no particular reason” line of thinking is intellectually dishonest crap. The reason beltlines are so high and everything looks bloated is because of the increased side impact standards that went into effect in the last few years. The designers would love to build vehicles with bigger window openings, but gaping…

Back in my day, we also called them Bronco II

Except the Expedition will have IRS.

How muchmo affordable? A lilmo, or waymo?

You’re almost right. The Tacoma is also ugly as hell.

Ahem...

That’s exactly what it’s for. It’s a chip guard.

I share your sorrow over the loss of my FC RX-7 and it’s wonderfully over-complicated flash-to-pass headlight windows.

Krispy Kremes blows, but I’ll fight anyone that says Chik-Fil-A isn’t good.

When the nylon guide wheels go out, you begin to appreciate the accessibility of the midline track.

This really begs to be read aloud in an over the top Irish accent

$24 per hour. $192 for an 8hr day

They do have something for that. It’s called a parking ticket.