Can’t argue that 2001 isn’t slow (especially for today’s audience), but when you have visuals like that in 1968, you’re going to show them off.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

What kind of establishment doesn’t have a Loose Arm in the Ball Pit-alarm?

You are correct. Illuminati confirmed.

Kid has two modes, punch or no punch. Kinda like the Overwatch game he was buying, just two modes....for $59.99.

If Sam and Dean had a Baby:

The celebrated genius added, “He is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.”

LMAO. Look at how small that dinosaur is!

Can you imagine how much Gatorade you could get out of that thing?!

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

Trump’s rebuttal

Anyone else getting kinda worried about this game? I feel like it might fall quite short of the hype around it.

Secretary Bird or GTFO.

Quite! I managed to be sexually assaulted exclusively NOT in bathrooms! But strangely, if someone really did want to, I don’t think a law saying “you can’t go in this bathroom” would stop them. After all, the one saying “you can’t rape people” didn’t bother them much.

How is “weed” not on this list?!?!

I'm conflicted. On one hand the zoo was right when they said that ethically it should be no different from feeding rats to animals as it is to kill a giraffe and feed it to the lions. Just because it's a big cuddly giraffe shouldn't make it special. Also, the zoo was also bound by a bunch of regulations regarding…