Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

I propose MLB use wins to determine home-field advantage in the playoffs so this doesn’t happen again.

Do the Cubs have a “T” flag?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Another good Getty photo:

Sure but when I DO IT .... 

Padres are certainly good at putting their dongs in questionable places.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

Giants v. Cards is the ultimate baseball crapfight.

No shame for continually losing to the powerhouse Cincinnati Reds, who have everything to play for.

+1 game back

I had a roommate who would shit on the floor. He went on to become a racist, MRA, conservative columnist.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...