This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

Anthony Bourdain deserves better than this.

Your move, Derek Rose.

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

Two away

Years from now, I’ll always know exactly where I was when I couldn’t check my fantasy stats. #neverforget

Yeah it’s sports coverage

Why the fuck are you hanging out with us if you’re on a beach? Put down your goddamn phone.

If we’re talking kid stuff, Raffi. If we’re talking entry-level comedy/music, Weird Al. And then, first “real” bands would be Offspring/Bad Religion. Both of which still hold up, though Offspring hasn’t made anything new I want to hear in the last 15 years. (Bad Religion still owns.)

If you’re not into our sports coverage, don’t read it; plenty of other things here to enjoy.

Because they keep losing!

Because we, the blog overlords, force you to read things you don’t want to. These are the rules.

Thank CHRIST they came down hard on the guy celebrating, and not the guys making headshots

Seriously. “THIS IS FOOTBALL! YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ENJOYING IT!"

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

SCHORCHING HOT TAKE RIGHT HERE!

o fuck yea br0

Well they won with the corpse of Peyton Manning last year so....

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.