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ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

Sometimes I own Jay Mariotti by reminding someone that he exists.

Can you please make fun of Jay Mariotti already?

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

Ah, a W-L truther!

I haven’t seen a range that impressive since I broke into Bobby Flay’s home and toured his kitchen in the nude. (He had an old Ozzie Smith highlight reel playing for some reason.)

...the story of Everest!

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Zoe Saldana literally had to put on blackface to play the part of a woman whose cultural potency is tied up in how much her appearance deviated from the norm of what black actresses and singers who achieved success in America typically looked like. Nina Simone’s music would be powerful no matter what, but part of her

what, essentially, makes his black parent the dominant factor in determining his race?

Can’t

I thought it was to draw out the butthurt of the “best fans in baseball”?

Why would they expect the Cardinals, coming off a 100 win season, to be terrible? They did this to troll Leitch as well as the mouthbreathers that wear BFIB as a badge of pride but then act like morons when it comes to baseball.

“If we can’t get 750, we respectfully thank you but we’re going to move on.”

Boy, thank god fantasy stats are so applicable to real world success!

If Usain Bolt is reading this, looking for tips on getting faster... I’m sorry, man. I got nothing.

The fact that it's this that's gets her suspended is grimey as fuck