Opening a (champagne) bottle with a sabre is certainly the most stylish way.

Take that, Bono!

Lager takes longer in the fermenter, so that’s expensive for the craft brewer. You’ve also got to temperature control them significantly cooler than room temps, so that’s gonna cost ya too. Also, you can’t cover up the mistakes with hops.

Lmao. Great Man Achieves Capitalized Status, Does not Die On Fast Bike. “Truly, I have advanced the world today, by going fast on the bike. Look upon my deeds and despair!”

Well, I’m surprised I’m the first person to ever explain this to you, but it turns out advertisers pay money to a website, and the website in turn uses that money to pay its writers for their writing.

Taking down Confederate general statues sounds great, actually. Keep them in the history books and remove them from every place of honor. You lost, your founding documents enshrined ongoing atrocity as constitutional right, you do not get to ride atop a literal pedestal anymore.

To be fair, taking down FIFA is taking down slave labor.

Proprietor is one of those where the only alternatives are paying exorbitant retailer markup, exorbitant bar markup, or literally camping out overnight at Binny’s in November.

At the peak of its reign, the show was everything to everyone

Hey, you guys want to play a cold April night game in an unfinished park, or do you want to play an extra one in July?

Jesus christ Dominoes? Were you looking for the one thing less appetizing and more expensive than this?

So you told that last client to skip breakfast? Is this part of a fat-gain regiment or what?