Opening a (champagne) bottle with a sabre is certainly the most stylish way.

Seems like burning skyscrapers should be a footnote on Dubai’s LITERAL SLAVERY PROBLEM, but hey, what do I know.

Take that, Bono!

Not nearly as egregious as the Red Dawn changes, which mandated that the script be changed to no longer make a damn bit of sense.

Lager takes longer in the fermenter, so that’s expensive for the craft brewer. You’ve also got to temperature control them significantly cooler than room temps, so that’s gonna cost ya too. Also, you can’t cover up the mistakes with hops.

Lmao. Great Man Achieves Capitalized Status, Does not Die On Fast Bike. “Truly, I have advanced the world today, by going fast on the bike. Look upon my deeds and despair!”

Well, I’m surprised I’m the first person to ever explain this to you, but it turns out advertisers pay money to a website, and the website in turn uses that money to pay its writers for their writing.

Taking down Confederate general statues sounds great, actually. Keep them in the history books and remove them from every place of honor. You lost, your founding documents enshrined ongoing atrocity as constitutional right, you do not get to ride atop a literal pedestal anymore.

To be fair, taking down FIFA is taking down slave labor.

Or, like, buy it from overseas with all of our money and coastal access. We might let you guys use our beaches if you ask nicely.

Proprietor is one of those where the only alternatives are paying exorbitant retailer markup, exorbitant bar markup, or literally camping out overnight at Binny’s in November.

At the peak of its reign, the show was everything to everyone

It is both cool and good that you reprinted a Chicago Mag article 2 months later, possibly adding google earth images.

Hey, you guys want to play a cold April night game in an unfinished park, or do you want to play an extra one in July?

Jesus christ Dominoes? Were you looking for the one thing less appetizing and more expensive than this?

Possible exceptions:

The Fincher Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is a substantially better film than the workman-like Swedish adaptation.

So you told that last client to skip breakfast? Is this part of a fat-gain regiment or what?