My return to No Man’s Sky has stuck. I’ve actually engaged with base building for the first time, and I’m following the new story whenever I get the hankering for a more structured experience. The Atlas quest is a little bugged now, so it’s taking me twice as long as it should because I have to jump through a few…

Salutations~!

I managed to get Windows 3.1 up and running in DOSBox last weekend, so I did a couple of runs through silly FMV game Paparazzi: Tales of Tinseltown. The object of the game is to track down celebrities in compromising positions and take photos of them. Even for a 1995 FMV game, it has aged poorly. The celebrity…

D&D Update

Well I miss everyone and it appears the AV Club as it used to be is dead.

My name is Kinja, I’m known as the king of Assholes around here.

I’m planning to do the making billions from stock exchange after the final mission thing on my current playthrough and I share your concerns about it keeping me interested. That said, doing that allows you to buy business that have their own missions attached so I’m optimistic.

I got a letter this week from a very important television personality:

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

The AV Club community is dead save for a couple of us stragglers trying to survive among the hoards of Kinja zombies. AV Club straight up killed the one thing that separated it from any other pop culture website (besides Sean O’Neal, Katie Rife and a small handful of writers)

But journalists, when they are on the job, aren’t ordinary people. Their primary concern and duty, when acting as journalists, is to report about people and things, not to report them to the police. I think you’d find that most (old-school) journalists would say that it’s not their place to pass judgment or to run to…

Noted news source, “The Gateway Pundit.”

Mistakenly read that as “Geraldo”. (shudder)

I loathe the fact that Kinja has made our beloved AVC so open to hate speech like this. We were better (self-)patrolled and had the option to block under the old system.

Obviously we’re playing Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.

So this is what the anti-Kinja milieu was warning about...  

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

So, first off, Donald Trump is an asshole.

The wall is definitely coming down. That’s the final scene of the season

GTA V having more radio stations than any other entry and somehow having the lamest radio stations of any entry really is a thing of wonder. Though the funk and indie rock ones are okay.