She still doesn't.

I am so fuckin' glad I taught you that.

Of course I have a hott taek about how improved writing in games lead to developers actually wanting players to finish the games, rather than the old style of "there is a real chance I may never beat this." But that's not important right now. The thing that bugged me even more than never finishing this game (got…

The official line on Bert & Ernie has been, "They're puppets. Stop."

My listening is just about exclusively hip hop. Like, eagerly awaiting the new Brother Ali, salivating over the prospect of the new Kendrick, etc. That said, Sub Pop sent me the new Father John Misty, and I was expecting to give it a cursory listen for the sake of being polite before handing it off to my friend who…

Not to defend war crimes (I know, bad start to a statement) but I think you'll be hard pressed to find a high-ranking officer to whom you couldn't apply that tidbit. Maybe trade out the specific location of the small villages.

Paul F. Tompkins said that everyone in this administration could trade jobs, and nobody would notice.

'Never ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to incompetence.'

These are the comments that glute the commentariat together.

ALL THE MORE REASON THEY SHOULD BE THERE

Also, did they just plain remove his nipples?

Looks like Vaan from FFXII.

Good God, I only observe. But I'm sure they address it *somehow.*

Yeah, that's what they specifically cite. It's obviously jamming in disparate theories to prove the conclusion they started with, but it's fascinating how they do it.

Flat Earth Society is legitimately my favorite internet rabbit hole down which to get lost for a few days. My favorite aspect is either the ice walls that ring the known world, or the fact that gravity does not exist and we stay rooted in place because the flat world is careening straight up at an ever-accelerating…

The goatee doesn't serve him much better, though. Maybe a tight beard.

You know full well that Hulu serves you better for TV. Now if only they had a Search that didn't involve picking the letters out of a single-line alphabet.

He was the best part of Dragon Age: Inquisition.

Yuuuuuuuup. I haven't been able to convince anyone that I need such access. Not for lack of trying.

I can hear an argument for feeding the orcas… from shore.