Ah, Genesis. Where God behaves like he's in a "Saw" prequel. 

The trick is to look back at this post and

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

I admire what the NCAA is doing. If they cave here, next thing you know everyone will be exploiting their mothers’ brain tumors to get a transfer.

A couple months ago some dudes yelled the n-word at me from their car while I was walking in San Diego. There’s no part of this country that is free of racists.

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

It'll be mostly guys who don't know whether they're making the roster, and you could probably sell the special teams guys on the prospect of winning more time with the regular units. But yeah, I had the same thought.

Don’t forget that Marvel also owns 100% of the merchandising rights for Spider-Man as well, not Sony. These movies are essentially giant commercials for their toys anyways. They were going to be making way more in the end than Sony ever would, just for that reason.

Give him a break - he admitted to being mediocre... ;)

Fuckin hell, I’m a mediocre middle-aged white man, where do I get in on this shit?

hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

Yes, I recall the halcyon days of yesteryear when there were no weekly controversies in soccer based on disputed handballs and offsides calls.

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

It still amazes me that there are a couple dozen players left without visors. It’s always strange to see.