I’ve seen less errors in an Alabama “science” text book.

I don’t mind the VAR, but I still believe it needs to be limited to what the human eye can see.  Get rid of the lines.  Have the referee watch it in real-time and in slo-mo as much as he needs, and if he can’t make the distinction between it being offside or not - let the goal stand.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I find it hard to believe that for the amount of money involved there aren’t contractual terms regarding cancellation and refund. If there truly aren’t that’s bad business by both parties.

logic and facts DESTROYED by fleeting feelings of being human

Having dabbled in Being Mad, he can now return to Not Being Mad and Just Thinking It’s Funny with a new perspective. He’s not saying anything, but it does make you think.

Pass on the Bauer, Lose for 20+ years

Coincidentally, Hope Solo’s nephew petitioned to join the suit as designated ass-kickee.

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

Including Melo in the Westbrook/George category as a black mark against Presti might be the most unforgivable thing in this entire rant. I mean does this guy even watch basketball? 

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Retired Heme/Onc.

Hey everyone! I'm from Holland! Isn't that weird? 

I hope it improves...because right now it’s pretty damn creepy.

Other famous Austrian painters include...

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Gonna have to disagree with the doc on #2.  If you’re actually friends with his wife, like you actually care about her as a person and respect her as a human being, you’re obligated to tell her.  That’s just not something you keep from a friend.  It might be ugly, and it might blow up in your face, but I wouldn’t be…