Thank God - I’ve had enough coverage of Tiger’s bone going places it shouldn’t to last a lifetime.

Bill Maher is trash.

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

I’m not sure this headline makes sense theologically as I was taught that God, Auston Matthews and the Holy Spirit were one and the same.

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

Duller knives are definitely more dangerous. In addition to what was stated above, duller knives require more pressure.

Duller knives are definitely more dangerous. In addition to what was stated above, duller knives require more…

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

I think it’s pretty likely that that is her reasoning because... well... that was my reasoning. To be clear, I’m not Emily Lakdawalla and I’m planning to go on Sunday. But I did give serious consideration to whether it was appropriate for me to go opening weekend at all because I would be “taking up space” as it were.…

They’re next.

That percentage goes up to 99% for Twitter.

Whoever coined that phrase never ate Papa John’s. Or had sex with Papa John.

Maybe you should actually read the study you’re citing. 30 percent of women reporting feeling *minor* pain for *brief* moments during sex. It’s not like it’s some sort of super issue.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

oh i dunno, if nothing else, being a parent offers a pretty good tax break.

I guess after the Petit-Frere coup, you could say that Ohio State is no longer a little brother in this rivalry....

The door is over there? Great, thanks.

Looks like they’ve fallen

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.