Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

I swear Trump says “let go” about 5 seconds in, but you know he’s the one that won’t let go like there’s some sort of reward for being the one to free the other person from this awkwardness.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Would be an equally unbelievable title.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

You realize that with the map functionality, they basically HAD to get sneaky, otherwise there would be literally no challenge?

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Not only am I LOL’ing, I can’t stop laughing. This is a really great comment.

i would normally never suggest this, but stay in the closet.

Also, how can I divorce Boris Becker.

Laugh all you want about Becker’s bankruptcy, but Deadspin can’t afford a headline writer? Here, I’ll help you out:

Liberal? No. Center-left, yes. Bernie sanders was Liberal. I know this seems pedantic, but I don’t like that the media, and even dems, buy into this goalpost moving by the GOP.

No, they’re games.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue