Who the hell brings a store bought pie to a Farm-To-Table event?

That’s just tacky.

I’m sure the scouts only agreed to come out and watch just in case Tebow’s good friend, Jesus, also showed up.

And because of that tweet, Peter Thiel is now bankrolling Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

It was only ten days, she was probably stuck in traffic.

Dammit. They're*

When deciding if you can use the dogs’ names or if their juveniles, do you use people or dog years?

It’s not the size, it’s the bifurcation that scares the ladies away.

Following the tried and true Hollywood axiom of “Everything is better when you hit it with a hose"

Followed the tried-and-true Hollywood axiom of "Everything is better when you hit it with a hose"

Been there, man. If only there was a way to not take pictures of my dick,then I couldn’t accidentally tweet them.

I resemble this remark, except for being 47.

Stopped paying for cable years ago and head to bars to watch sports I want to watch. Cavs made that expensive but awesome this year.

I miss baseball, I won't steal broadcasts, but I won't pay that much to watch them, either.

I have to think this is a payback after Barack got to sit in the front seat for a few hundred yards with Jerry Seinfeld

YEAH!!! Get back in bed with the banks!!!

This is good, right?

The democratic party needs to be hit where it leans too far right, and I think DWS fits that bill.

If she doesn't reform, she should be continually challenged. The party should welcome these competitions. The platform after Bernie is better than it would have been without him.

It was won by a girl, you wouldn’t know her, she lives in Niagara Falls

The page is down as they negotiate a purchase by The Sharper Image

Yours seems a bullshit interpretation.

The full transcript talks about trying to hold institutions accountable, including outside the Athletic departments.

Your highlighted part is the guy saying that it is unlikely that these instances will never go away completely.

If you are looking for his bullshit, highlight the…

I was going to comment, but my lawyer said not to do so

Ronaldo psychically projected himself onto the pitch as an extra player.

Dude. That's just a basketball play, he does it every time.