This is the umpire working to remove himself from the game by giving himself visual evidence of the runner touching the base.

The runner still has to touch the base, but this way there is no question of it because the ump can see the footprint.

That is a bananas lifestyle in more ways than one.

Cavs were up by 36 at the start of the 4th. Not 33.

No, he told me that he has never said that before.

Party plates make it easy for police to recognize people with limited driving privileges. And you can count on Ohio cops to run those plates when they are seen, so I would expect that they help keep people with those plates driving more carefully.

How about comic sans for days when the weather will be ironic

Fuck that catch

I went through this 25 years ago, when my I found out that my wife wanted to keep her surname, and I reacted badly. The only relationships I had seen where the maiden name was kept were terrible, and I made an unrealistic and unfair association.

That being said, when I apologized and offered, years later, to let her…

In person, I know I would have been horrified, but the real-life-as-cartoon video just makes me laugh.

1. Have Tagalongs

But, they were just validating the promises made to them while being recruited.

You are being overly generous to call that a Ram suit.

Putting some kid in that thing is probably a school punishment, so he was already in a bad mood, and this didn’t help.

Well, then, I guess she doesn’t really care about Arsenal.

Bernie’s older than these new, standardized parts of speech.

“Jonathon Papelbon is Back with the Nationals, but No One Yet Needs Choked”

Fine, but his entitlement makes native Northern Californians like myself want to catapult him onto Alcatraz and hope the ghosts get him.

E Harmony works again!

This is going to be on the next valentine I make for my Etsy shop.

Does Steve Sarkisian know enough basketball to take the Dennis Hopper part?

That this is the highlight of the day is why it sucks that there is an off week before the Super Bowl.

This is clearly better than the Pro Bowl.