Less dislike of the past and more an overwhelming fear of an incredibly awful induction speech, maybe.

Ha! Stick figure, giant-head, Drew is a cautionary tale, I think!

Still mostly cool, but looks like he still hasn’t quite bought the right wardrobe.

But, if I am fat and awesome, getting thin will probably not suck away the awesomeness, right?

Bah. This is weeks old, but no, you simply miss the point.

I am not suggesting that the Browns don’t manage Manziel, I am suggesting that they manage him by treating him like he is their employee, not their child. It is what most NFL teams do, in fact. The Browns were unnecessarily paternal and it was a giant waste of…

Oh yeah.... you laugh now, but who will be laughing in two years when this idea fails miserably and the Browns blow up the whole organization again?

Oh, yeah...... dammit.

But Giants did cough Tomlin, right?

Oh yeah? Well Shays Rebellion back at you.

He’s a service animal. The guy is compulsive about going places in a straight line and with a purpose. The cat helps with that.

The internet commenting public, of course.

I think I was Future in Las Vegas, people have just been getting them confused lately.

Damn. Three possibilities:

Stanford marketing major?

I would assume he is inspired by Carly Fiorina rooting against him.

I assume he can end this at any point just by having Aerys wake up and say, “The spirits have done it all in one night!”

It’s hard to read your email when you’re staring at Goodell’s navel.

Such is the state of football commentating now, that this article is solely about a man’s personal life. If his drinking becomes a problem on the field, then the Browns should step in. Until then, it is paternalistic and out of place.

The Browns are Manziel’s employer, they should not have a need to discuss his…

“STATES HAS SPIDER BITE ON HIS PENIS WHICH HE ATTRIBUTES TO CLEANING HIS DECK IN HIS BOXERS.”

I hate when my bottle opener gets necrotic. I know it’s time go to the doctor and get it taken off my penis then.

I thought the smart play for the patriots would have been to go for two on their final touchdown. Win the game there or go home with an almost meaningless loss. Yes, they could have to go through Cincinnati, but better that than risking Brady or Gronk to injury. Finishing healthy was a success for them, I think.

Yes