Fuck this. If only this was a Game Of Thrones appearance in which Bill Simmons, still bloody from his duel with Colin Cowherd - which he won (with a brutal, beautiful, graphic, beheading) but has left him too weakened to ward off the dragon that bites his dick off before burning him to a cinder.

Then I would get cable…

Someone should let Scott know there is a Canadian Football League.

Dammit. I just hate that he is still going to be employed.

“John” is more than half as long as “Jennifer” the wage gap just expresses the savings in ink and productivity as people print and type the shorter name.

That logic works on the accusation of rape as well. You have all the time in the world to convince yourself that others are guilty.

The situation is fucked up, but neither side is actually providing objective evidence.

It’s T1000 just fucking around while waiting for its target to arrive from the future.

“Do you know what you’re sun is kicker? It’s pride” - that evil guy from Serenity. “And, dude, the best kicker is still a kicker”

you are. I’m glad you asked.

Sorry, just light trolling / joking while waiting for a conference call to get started.

yes. But you weren’t.

Dude. The Giants moved to California. Get with the times.

Sure, but understanding the rule of thirds is a great early step in taking better pictures.

I think it matters less as you move on, but it really helped me when I moved from simply taking pictures to composing them.

Really? You had to go there? Bomb.

I have hoped since he has arrived that in an otherwise dark corner of an office in his house, LeBron has a spotlighted, gold-framedgold-framed copy of that letter, and he quietly says, “were past this, but you still have to pay “ whenever he notices it.

I think there was some level of understanding. My guess was she knew it was temporary.

That’s one reason why Vonn said no marriage, ever.

Sucks to be JVR

Air Racing in Reno every year reaches lap speeds over 450 m/h.

THink that might have something to say about the “fastest” part.

He should still get the shots, just in case

wait. There’s a bronze medal game, right? Doesn’t that mean at least two more chances to flaunt their stuff?

I assume that an Ohio class sub named the USS Michigan just sits in the corner in indecision on the last Saturday of every November.