Right! Bow tie Tucker!

Thanks for bringing it to my attention. It was worth the 14 minutes.

For the 2008 and 2012 election nights, I watched Fox News purely for the schadenfreude.

Here it is:

No one anywhere claimed that the Russians cared about black people in the US or anywhere else. They are, as they often do, calling out American hypocrisy. That hypocrisy is real no matter how much you hate the messenger, and no matter how much you want a false good guy vs. bad guy dichotomy.

“The show that comes on before mine is puppets making prank phone calls!”

IQ45 invited everyone – and I mean everyone – on senior staff to Camp David this weekend except the AG. Real MeanGirl style. And one of his aides (and I feel like I could make an educated guess it was Sara Isgur Flores - that Harvard Law degree won’t do her a whole lot of good if she is indicted for obstruction,…

I used to hate those fuckers until I realized they are simply making shitloads of money off dumb ass conservatives. I mean Tucker Carlson can’t be that stupid for real, right.

I like checking Fox News to see what they’re reporting whenever there’s a new Republican scandal.

Like, the administration already has called the Eff Bee Eye everything short of a child of God. But, this? This is going to get Sessions all-the-way fucked up.

Like if you’re doing shady shit, why are you just letting someone writing a book sit there and listen?!

I cant wait to read this book. This guy randomly sent me a message after posting a political article on Reddit with a link containing a full PDF copy of the book saying hes sharing it with everyone because the White House has been attempting to block people from reading it. Im about to be immersed this weekend with my…

I know the show is ruined because of Spacey, but this is a plot line ripped straight from House of Cards. Like if you’re doing shady shit, why are you just letting someone writing a book sit there and listen?!