Much like Florida Man himself, alligators are poor learners.

I tried to watch the trailer but as soon as I heard the background music was a downbeat cover of “Heroes”, I couldn’t stop it fast enough.

Jerry’s deadpan recitation of “Oh Yeah” is probably my favorite part of the episode.

A few episodes into the second season felt like they ran out of ideas already.

Depends on if he packed his Kaiju repellant spray before leaving the Batcave that morning.

Canonically, Joker is on par with Batman in terms of his ability to fight so that’s a bit of a silly excuse.  I think “he sucks and his overused” is a much better reason and Gunn shouldn’t be afraid to just be honest about it.

Mephisto was heavily implied by incorporating Billy and Tommy (who are intrinsically linked to the character) but it wasn’t just that.  The Quicksilver fakeout, the promised appearance of an established MCU character as well as Paul Bettany’s quotes about working with a special guest star were all fakeouts designed to…

After all the fakeouts and misdirects of Wandavision, I was pleased that we didn’t get any kind of weird twist where the villain was hiding in plain sight all along.  From the outset, every knew it was going to be Kang.   They stuck with it and pulled it off in a very satisfying way.

It’s Jeff Goldblum on your wedding day

He has achieved immortality through meme.

I thought filming it in night vision was an odd choice.

I Wanna Be Your Documentary Narrator

The dragon episode was worse but this wasn’t good.

In my headcanon Alligator Loki killed and ate Throg

I think they’re under most folk’s radar but Australian neo-soul/jazz funk/whatever group Hiatus Kaiyote released their long awaited (by me anyway) followup to 2013's Choose Your Weapon and so far it’s my favorite album of the year (admittedly, that’s a small sample size - once you hit your 50s you’ll find you just…

Kudos to Richard E Grant for remaining dignified in that utterly ridiculous “classic Loki” costume.  There’s a short list of actors who could pull that off without losing all credibility in their performance.

I guess Timberlake finally changed his phone number.

If she does retire, expect her conservatorship to dissolve within a year.

Looks like I picked a good time to rejoin the Glorious Master Race(tm)