I miss the days when the most topical the show got was when the boys helped Robert Smith, Sydney Poitier and Leonard Maltin prevent Barbara Streisand from obtaining the Triangle of Zinthar.

(Kinja doublepost bug strikes again)

It’s remarkable how much each trailer serves only to further dampen my enthusiasm for this film

My brain interpreted that title as “Happy Death Ray” which immediately brought to mind a live action Venture Brothers-ish farce involving various forces, both nefarious and good, scheming against one another to gain control over a giant death ray.

Lucas was the big idea guy.  It was people like Kurtz and Lucas’ wife Marcia who helped shape those big ideas into compelling narratives.

I realize it’s futile to try and bring real world logic, reason and medical science into Ryan Murphy’s fever dream but scoliosis is easily treated by a very common surgery.

It was Bob Zmuda

The appearance of both Dr. Mrs. The Monarch and Roy Brisby at the VR orgy suggests that maybe the VR simulation is just populated with people that the OSI has files on.

I think it’s a testament to how good Clooney is that he’s the only one whose career survives this film relatively unscathed.

One day, Stephanie Beatriz will play a character that speaks with her natural voice

“My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?”

Unless these are specifically annotated Genius.com style by Kate herself, I’m not sure there’s an audience for this

Ghibli was smart to release those as a double feature.  Totoro is the perfect antidote to the soul crushing sadness of Firelies.

For those who’ve somehow never seen it, Smokey And The Bandit is the story of two men and one woman’s quest to destroy Jackie Gleason’s car, while simultaneously attempting to explain why you might risk your life and freedom over 400 cases of Coors beer.

Instead of an intro to Steely Dan coming from your dad after 2 beers, it’s an intro to Steely Dan coming from a hipster with a Youtube account after 2 Triple Venti Soy No Foam Lattes.

Naked, drunk, high, Florida man

Macca was better in his prime.

Clearly it’s Charlie.

Clearly it’s Charlie.