Amen. 

I’ve always been told it’s for presentation. It’s a huge pet peeve of mine. Why should I have to get my hands dirty to pull off the tails before I dig into my plate of deliciousness?

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

The victim, as far as I can tell, was simply asking for anonymity... not for the story to be kept secret.  If she didn’t want her story out, what would be the point of sending it to Feinstein?

Architects are notoriously egotistical. Well-played revenge by the temp.

I wouldn’t be so sure. Hard to remember now, but a guy by the name of Clarence Thompson (I think?) had his nomination derailed in the 90’s thanks to credible allegations of sexual misconduct, IIRC in no small part because Joe Biden just kept hammering him on the issue and demanded that his fellow Senators take the…

The best way to take shots is to try to come up with the worst combination you can force upon your friends. So far, the worst I've had was Fireball and gin.

My problem with the op-ed in the first place is that, if it is in fact real, the author has just torpedoed his “heroic” efforts to protect the country. Working behind the scenes to keep the Republican President from going off the rails requires that he not know about it.  Now he does and that is going to make any…

Trump’s full of so much shit, by the time he was fully field dressed he’d look like a deflated basketball. Same colour and texture, too.

Good, gooood.

My pet peeve is unique. I mean it’s misuse of the word unique. Unique doesn’t mean rare, it means only. There is no superlative for unique. Nothing is very unique, or extremely unique, or the most unique. Nothing is almost unique either. If something were almost unique, it would be rare.

As a human being, I feel some pity for her.

Hot Show Biz Joke: It’s LA remember, at least 4 of those months are re-runs. 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

I think we all need this:

God, I hope not. Andrew Jackson founded the Democratic party. We certainly don’t need to make a return to those kinds of politics across our potential spectrum. Which is precisely what would happen if someone tried to outdo 45 on the Dem side.

I’m slowly swimming my way towards a unified theory about our culture’s relationship to music that, if I actually want to do something with it, will require actually doing research, but the relevant nugget (in my opinion) is something like:

Oh god, I'm soooo sick of the "replace rape with theft" argument. Rape and theft aren't analogous at all. "Leaving a bicycle out without a chain and lock" is NOT the same as "a woman jumping naked with a man into bed." By equating a woman — a PERSON — with a bike, you're saying she's an object that needs to be…