Lapsed RC here (of the Ould Sod lineage): you never ate anything before Mass. The idea was you must not gulp the Host down to dissolve on top of a secular seething of ham and eggs, thereby polluting it or denaturing it or some such nonsense. And I will tell you that if you were attending the High Mass at eleven…

Il Douche

Back in my framing days, I would use it to determine how long I had been somewhere.

The Khans appeared at the Dem convention in response to Trump;s relentless attacks on Muslims, Trump trotted out the SEAl’s widow in order to bask in the applause and use an anecdote to justify wrecking important agencies, e.g the State Dept., EPA, etc., to dump further funds into the coffers of the military (who I…

The Khans appeared at the Dem convention because of Trump’s relentless demonizing of Muslims.

Not to say anything about Future and his works, but here’s a modest suggestion:

That’s a favorite of mine, right up there with the client whose cellie knew a guy who knew a guy who’d been charged the same but got a much better deal—ergo, I am incompetent and in bed with the DPA

Do they still teach The Rule of Perpetuities?

SW mastered the chrome harp before puberty.

Let’s imagine Roger Goodell doing this

Respectfully disagree. The ban will obviously trigger an incident(s) of domestic violence, which will obviously be used (don’t blame me for this rape of logic) not only to justify the ban, but for its extension and more draconian terms, leading to further domestic violence, further egregious governmental crack-downs,…

I came up with “Il Douche”

try Chrome app The Great Suspender—as of this writing I have 28 tabs open with no problems

when I was in L-School (96-99) word was that McD’s lawyers dragged the case out in hopes that the victim would die.

I once spent 6 months in Oaxaca writing a novel. I’d work all night, then pass an hour or so playing guitar and reading until sunrise, when the men were heading into the hills and cursing lovingly at their burros. I read 2 books—Anna Karenina and Gravity’s Rainbow. I don’t know if I’d had gotten through either were I…

my major was Comparative History of Ideas (CHID). One of my profs told us that this was actually themed as the story of a dysfunctional family.

To have a “culture”, you gotta be oppressed/marginalized, or otherwise not quite up to snuff (Bkacks,

To have a “culture”, you gotta be oppressed/marginalized, or otherwise not quite up to snuff (Bkacks,

To have a “culture”, you gotta be oppressed/marginalized, or otherwise not quite up to snuff (Bkacks,

To have a “culture”, you gotta be oppressed/marginalized, or otherwise not quite up to snuff (Bkacks,