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Avocado, TI and the occasional Phipps piece at Uproxx.

Avocado, TI and the occasional Phipps piece at Uproxx.

Even Tall in the Saddle ends with Jesse talking to his horse about how love is more important than an adolescent sex fantasy.

Cinemax

Can't believe I left it off!

Can't believe I left it off!

They've somehow managed to kill my legacy account…

Spartacus and The 100

Spartacus and The 100

It appears that they've finally killed my AVC Disqus account.

It appears that they've finally killed my AVC Disqus account.

It appears that they've finally killed my AVC Disqus account.

Nice try!

Nice try!

Nice try!

I'M NOT LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M NOT LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, of course, the scene with the First Slayer was supposed to exist at the very beginning of human history, before humanity had even left Africa.

I feel like people get so caught up in the (gorgeous) Fabry covers, and "For fucking with me an' mine" that they want to cast Jesse as an anti-hero…to the point where they forget that he's pretty much a straight up superhero, and his name is an anagram for Secret Jesus.

Good looks, man. I totally agree.