Likely not. Which is dumb as hell.

Then there’s the image on the poster itself. Clearly, that’s a lightsaber with a trail of blood. Pretty violent for Star Wars, don’t you think?

Step 1: Release VR headset at an exorbitant asking price.

They never call on former presidents for help in alien invasion movies, do they?

Most of my friends who are GoT nuts have more issues with season 8 in general, rather than the ending specifically.

Their issues (in no particular order) are: The entirety of the Battle of Winterfell (poor lightning, Sansa deciding to barricade herself and the rest of the non-combatants in a crypt during a battle that…

Maybe he just figured the cameo would be along the same lines as George W. Bush’s severed head in Game of Thrones. Oh yeah, that was a thing that happened.

You speak to Mr. De Niro with respect!

A much better Insignia than anything Best Buy ever sold you.

When I go shopping at the grocery store with my young daughter and I go down the shampoo aisle I make management shut off all the lights and put a bag over her head so she can’t see the contraceptives. By doing so I am POSITIVE that her vagina won’t function until she’s married.

Why would it be? It was known and written about ages ago. And was supposedly non-explicit anyway.

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"It's still in theaters too, but you'll have to put on Outside Pants for that"

Kojima is generally a celebrity skirt chaser so it would make some sense; some. Done out of spite? I dunno. He’s more self-interested despite pushing out products to appeal to the public. Sadly, this is necessary for passionate people to thrive at times.

Kristen Wiig is wise and people should listen.

I can't blame him. It's hard to keep track of what's what in "Yellowstone" with all those spinoffs.

I’m disappointed that Brosnan had so little respect for geological features. Did he learn nothing from playing Dr. Harry Dalton, noted volcano expert, in Dante’s Peak (1997)?

Now apologize for Die Another Day.

he walked off the path to avoid a run-by fruiting

The Lobster is not about a lobster. It’s about a man who chooses to become a lobster in a year if he doesn’t find a mate. To be fair, that’s because lobsters are not very good at remembering lines, so Yorgos had to work with humans. And (great title!), Poor Things is based on a book called...Poor Things! That Yorgos,…

Oh no, they’ve canceled Dune!