Fantastic build.

Timex had the best commercials...

Actually you do...or at least bored kids did when I was a kid. Not for a merit badge but when you learn knots that’s one of them and goofy boys found it fun to try to tie the noose knot just to impress themselves and their buddies.

I did Nazi that coming

It’d be great if one version or another was actually affordable, as the Jeep Wrangler of decades past used to be.

The exciting new holes will be the future drivers of these Mustangs.

I know how to work on cars and I see it as a CP.

Islands also have a problem of a... limited gene pool. Calling everyone “cousin” might be more accurate than you’d think.

chickity china the chinese chicken

The whole thing can very well be described with tone-deafness, lack of education and lack of sensitivity. You are probably right, that there was no black person involved in the ad (except from the dude who gets shoved into the bar), then again we don’t have a significant black population in our country (about 1%), if…

Your problem is you trusted a cop

I'm ashamed of it to this day, but not driving a car during a test drive is how someone bought a car off of me that was missing its driver's side window.  I was an inconsiderate fool as a teen and I just had my eye on escaping this car. I ended up sending the buyer some money to replace the window, but it was a real…

These guys are barely trained as cops, you expect them to be tire jockeys too?

How does cop butt taste like?

I mean you are correct in a universe where corporations take the advice that is given to us normals (which is keep an emergency fund on hand). But that is not how corps work except for a few tech companies that spin off more cash than they know what to do with.

I Am Legend wasn’t good.

Except both the Wahlburg PotA and Smith I Am Legend massively sucked.