Touche my friend.

Agreed. Thought I was just a perv.

Seconded.

Well, I personally have bottomless pools of disdain for those Smith kids too. If that helps.

He’d need about a 16 inch dick for that to actually be sex.

Yup. They needed her head above his to frame the shot/show her reactions.

Good catch. That would only work if he had an outie belly button

That little extra roll/pause. Like an exclamation mark.

Right up there with Lenny’s dick, no?

Except, no.

Meanwhile, on Jezebel:

Lollol. Gawker “journalist” lecturing actual journalist about ethics. Oh Mercy