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Nice deflection of the double standard. Reddit has no journalistic standards, isn’t that the talk around here? GM is supposed to be the standard bearer of everything that’s good and noble. You show the Lenny Kravitz peen show, you forgo your right to be enraged about a slideshow of yet another female celebrities

Judging from the appr. 500 Lenny Kravitz peen posts on jezebel so far, I’m really looking forward to your reaction about the next female celebrity wardrobe malfunction. I bet you will report in all detail and not scold the internet for posting pics, gifs and slo mo videos of boobs and coochies and you sure as hell

Oh, welcome to the club, we should have club jackets made.

Christine Ouzounian, Bennifer 2.0’s ex-nanny, has been “in constant contact” with Ben Affleck, and has been allowing him to pay her bills.

I HATE you. You’ve ruined crepes for me forever! No more bananas and Nutella!

Nah, not unless he’s Long Dong Silver’s ‘bigger’ brother.

The sexy thing about this gif is not the move, which is pretty much standard, it’s his body. The same move by a pale fat guy with pimples on his butt would have done nothing to you. If you can’t admit that, you’re a hypocrite.

How is this guy, in his pampered rich kid dickishness different from say, the Will/Jada Smith offspring? Why the irrational hate for him and the almost sympathetic treatment of the Smith spawn? Oh well, why am I asking, it’s the melanin, stupid!

I think it’s this one (in Florence and highly recommended):

Taytrolling is when she reminds you that you are neither her, nor one of the elect few chosen many celebrities du jour she collects as her friends to be in her presence.

Oh, ok. Btw am I the only one to look at the next to last gif (at the window) and recognize, that she straddles him too high for any penetrative move? Like a scene from a bad soft core porn.

Herer’s a link that shows GM (The Muse) appreciation for black male actors and their specific talent(s), but that is of course completely different (eye roll):

Isn’t that the usual move missionary style? Am I missing something? I’ve never received any extra recognition for this. It’s gotta be the butt, right?

Yep, that works every time.

It apparently is.

yet choose to do an interview anyway entirely and admittedly on the basis of your physical attraction for said artist