No, you can’t. KatMarlow answered that already. That just reminded me of a West Wing storyline, when Bartlett lost his VP and had to recuse himself after his daughter got kidnapped, so the speaker of the House steps in, a gun toting right wing southern Republican, played by John Goodman. ‘Hilarity’ ensues.

Next in line after POTUS an VPOTUS, this guy, at the moment

Twins?

With centipedes in a vagina, is there even enough room left for....

Mesmerized, terrified? Vagina dentata sighting?

Some of us grew up, listening to both Motown and The Stones. Isn’t it a bit tiring, to carefully avoid every piece of music with white dudes with guitars in it and also kind of self-censoring too?

So, in order to avoid being racist, white artists have to embrace every single genre of black music and every black artist. The same is certainly not true for black artists though, who never have to refer to white artists as a source of inspiration, quite the opposite; the disdain for white dudes with guitars is…

Blood Mary next?

Eulogy?

I don’t have kids, but I have a nephew. Took him to the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie last year (uugh, my IQ dropped by 10 points at least). Afterwards we went to a toy store and he is now the happy owner of basically every piece of TMNT merchandise. My brother looked at my kind of funny, and my SIL is…

Culturally relevant as in FB ‘likes’ or twitter followers? That’s true, The Stones can’t beat TSwift or 1D there, but here’s the thing, the last time I saw a Stones concert during their Bigger Bang tour, the age bracket of the audience was from roughly 20 to 75. I bet most people on a 1D concert are between 12 and 25…

“Basic deceny”, as in, not stealing? For the umpteenth time, IF she was part of a team, she served as the distraction and her partner snatched the wallet. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out. That would make her an accomplice, not an innocent bystander. Just like a driver of a bank heist, is a bank robber too…

Yeah, yeah, whatever this article tries to tell me, I still believe that at least one baby broke the first rule of the fight club. Snitches get stitches!

Isn’t it great, that since Star Wars, every blockbuster seems to come prepackaged with the most expensive merchandise included. Fuck George Lucas!

Nope

So, damn if you do, damn if you don’t then? I’m sure holding on to a struggling woman while calmly calling a cop who was certainly standing nearby was a real option. You’re clearly team suspected pickpocket. Shows *your* priorities. His reaction was over the top, no doubt, but your reaction reads a lot like team…

I’ll also add that dismissing an entire genre and the work of thousands of people, as well as a massive audience as tone-deaf and untalented, reads as pretty damn racist.

The Case: Keith Richards, who I primarily know was the inspiration for Johnny Depp’s role as Captain Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

‘Holding on’ to someone, is already considered an act of physical violence and could even be interpreted as false imprisonment . You would have been the first to point that out.

Not if woman beaten up is also on team pickpocket.