The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

No, from homeless people rubbing teenagers together.

Ran when parked.

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand why you’re calling me names. Nobody knocked on my door to ask me to fix my cars. So, why would I assume that I was upsetting anyone? I can’t read minds. As far as I was concerned, there wasn’t an issue. (Though, obviously, I was acutely aware of how silly the whole situation was—one…

FCA should buy Harley. All the dinosaurs gotta stick together.

I’m not the only person who dreams of throwing idling cars keys into storm drains!!!!

Buttons. Lots and lots of buttons.

What’s this Instagram the Boomers speak of?

“While cruising through Craigslist this afternoon with the key word “Project” in the search bar”

chickity china the chinese chicken

It takes the ugly cake and dives in, snout first.

Wow...

Shockingly brilliant! If you don’t get amped by this I don’t know watts wrong with you. I just don’t understand the resistance to EV racing, not to mention the circuits they run at, they’re such fun events, the atmosphere is absolutely electric! I want to run in Lemons so bad it hertz, and not just some resurrected…

The rarest of crack pipes, one with a nice price. 

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

Feed Godzilla all the beans to kill Mothra with a giant fartmonica.

If pedestrians cannot walk across the bridge for fear of going deaf, I'd say that pedestrian protection system is working better than could be hoped for.

Yeah if there was a way way to get them imported for a total of 2 grand, I would consider it a lot more.

Thank you guys so much for doing something as patently ridiculous as actually buying this thing, and sharing your experience with us. This is exactly the sort of silly escapist fun we all need right now. Keep em coming!

A Chevy will run like crap longer than most cars will run