Hm. This is a pretty good loophole, but Olivia is more important.

Growing up, I always wanted to look like Mary Kate Danaher.

If it comes to that, I'm rooting for an earthquake.

Come on, does no one notice that Colin Hanks, son of Tom Hanks, is playing an astronaut who has to deal with an emergency re-entry from space? That's some delightful casting.

For some reason, Disqus is showing everyone's comment as blank space on my computer; somehow, that feels like the best possible reaction to this news.

Yes, but the job is covering local farmers' markets like Zerns'.

This sounds like that Frontline from earlier this year about Putin's rise, and it looks like I can't find find the original online either, though the Gawker Russian translation pops up.

I just came back from vacation in Maine, and i swear, everywhere we went, they only sold Pepsi; if you ordered a Coke, they looked at you like you asked to stab their mother. Is Coca-cola illegal in Maine?

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks.

Oh shit, I think I'm living Hermione's life, minus the sex.

I actually love the Stick Figure Theater version of It's a Wonderful Life. I don't know why.

I ran into that singing "Oliver's Army" once. Man, completely forgot that word was in there.

I was walking down the Vegas strip last year, wandering by one of the casinos. The street was packed with sleazy costumed people trying to scam for pictures; vans that drove up and down the strip advertising "Come shoot a machine gun!"; batchelorette parties; and elderly Asian women handing out flyers for brothels…

One word—plastics.

LOOK. Look. Spaceballs isn't good, but I still giggle at Mawg being his own best friend.

Ren and Stimpy were hated? Maybe the post John K.—and then later, John K. returns—episodes.

Dissapointed to hear that about Sunset Song—wasn't sure if it would be the whole Scots Quair, which would have some real relevant themes today.

Because marmalade is easy, if time-consuming, to make.

Abolish Electoral College

I'm upvoting just for referencing dance cards.