Yeah, you're probably right—I'm reacting in a less-than-rational way to some of this, and I acknowledge that.

There's probably a way to laser them off.

Would eye pussies ever need glasses? Can they suffer from astigmatism?

I mean, it's hardly Andrea Dworkin.

Supposedly, most people are either descended of Genghis Khan or Charlemagne, so watch your back.

I've been turning over in my mind why I was so upset with the rape scenes, almost to not wanting to continue watching the show, while I wasn't upset *in the same way* by the burning of Shireen. Don't get me wrong—that scene was horrifying, the screams were upsetting, though in the right way. But as someone who was…

Nope—I've never been there.

…I mean, maybe it was twenty years ago? I don't know. I haven't bothered to look down in a long time.

Wait a minute—I could swear I've gotten tickets from the skeeball at Jilly's Arcade.

I was home one day about a year ago, and answered the landline phone; I almost never bother, because no one I know calls me on that line—it's usually energy companies trying to poach me from my local (which I can't leave anyway, since the municipality runs our local electricity). So I end up taking this long survey,…

parents bringing their little kids to bars with them so that they can show their kids how they're still cool and know how to have fun. My God, talk about desperately clinging to one's youth

Well, and here's an even more depressing thought, these could be separate incidents involving different comics. No reason to think there's only one creep/assaulter out there.

But do you give that sweet website money away?

We're in the worst mash-up future of Matheson and Dick.

I really wish I hadn't read this. I just… Jesus, I need a fucking comedy to watch now.

…Oh, *that's* what that Dexter's Laboratory joke was about!

Yeah, that's definitely not one that crossed over to Catholicism, unlike "Amazing Grace" and "How Great Thou Art".

In all seriousness, sit down and interview them if they're up for it; time is running out.

He was ethnically Jewish, and Miliband isn't exactly known for keeping kosher. Don't misunderstand me—I'm American, but if I were English, i would've voted Labour.

When Miliband said he wanted to be the first Jewish prime minister, I nearly spat out my drink.