Hello.

presumably electric?

See you in Vauxhalla!

Yes. That sounds fun and sexy.

Just sayin’.

Talk about flipping the community the bird...

More like can they park the park.

zing...

The engine is described as a 2.0-liter, which obviously means that it is the same size as a 2-liter soda bottle. Soda is full of bubbles, and bubbles float. Since ducks also float, it is therefore logical that this engine weighs approximately one duck.

Apropos, as braking distances for cars of that vintage were always a gamble.

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

She still hasn’t worked out what a rim job is!

all of their checks were postdated with faraway future.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

The LS motor doesn’t care. The LS motor is the drunk frat boy with a condom. “I’ll put it in that, in that, in that, that too.”

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

I too am an engineer!

Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable. I fucking need it.

i know snoop is a jalop because he posed with a datsun 510 wagon for an album cover

When you are a dad...you make dad jokes.