Any time there's a creepy village of some kind in my tabletop gaming group, my sister eventually states "I can go this far, but no further!"

That sounds /really/ goddamn cool. I'm gonna have to find this.

I hate you.

I read that in Eric Andre's breathless "forced to deliver a monologue" voice at the beginning of each show.

Wasn't that a Bierce short story?

I believe she just threw up a bunch of hornets.

Sploosh.

I don't get all the disdain for sentences on here, it's not okay.

For you.

Ivory garden slugs.

Off.

You don't know who you are.

A half-Creed warrior?

His hair is a type of moss.

Yare yare…

Sutandos are strong as hell.

Oh god.

I like that they kill Jack the Ripper by basically funneling him through a wall.

Yeah, I suspect the movie is gonna end with the Akira Otoishi fight.

Specifically it's called D4C, and "nobody knows what this mysterious acronym stands for".