Daver Lynchzog

You're a fucking demon.

Let me tell you a tale for a penny!
One that you cannot here anywhere else!
I heard from a birdy
It doesn't end purdy,
It doesn't end well.
No, it never ends well!

@wookietim:disqus? His legs are harder to close than the Jean-Benet Ramsey case.

Thank you so much. That line brought me so much joy as an uneasy teenager, and now I'm giggling anew.

Yeah, how can you miss the nuance of Selling Your Enemies Into Sexual Slavery Or Lobotomizing Them Is More Heroic And Righteous Than Killing Them? You're obviously missing SO MUCH from the game.

No, what's Cathy enough for me is when I eat one last piece of cake and I flip around and some stuff flies off me and I go WAAAAH

Not quite, but it seems kind of defeatist that "X is in Y movie, so Z will never happen". Which was more what I was addressing.

Get the fuck out.

Goddamn, you and me both.

I was all on board until you said the Imperium should be shown as "right". It should be a wall-to-wall asshole-fest like Game of Thrones, but with sympathetic characters who are right despite their horrifying world, not because an arbitrary set of circumstances makes their little slice of shit pie the "right" one.

Same team that did the animated Spawn things and you have a deal.

Why would you think that, though? There's billions of DC Animated Movies.

Okay but

I want a TV series adaptation of the Ichi the Killer manga. Not the movie, not the goofy anime prequel, the actual manga - all ten volumes, roughly a season per three volumes with the horrifying, romantic, hilarious, ambiguous ending intact. I adore Miike and still think he'd be the best man for the job, but some of…

Oh boy, that's a uh. Glowing recommendation.

Aphids? Where!?

Someone further upthread said Youtube has it.

Was getting me to respond to this post part of your "master plan"!?

That's part of why I've been following this article series - some very interesting discourse along with excellent movie recommendations.