THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED MOVIE FOR TIME-WARNER! IF I FIND YOU'VE SOLD IT ON EBAY, I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!

My second-most quoted ATHF line comes from that alien.

"I thought you said this happened in the future." :\
"IT DID! And it will…"

The line I quote most from Drawn Together is "We're going to Africa? I don't even know what's gonna happen and I'm already offended!"

Fuck what the AV Club Writer said, that episode is fucking tops.

DAH DAH DAAAAAHHHHH

Nah. No, we're not doin' that.

Hey. Backwoods retard.

The voice actor, I mean. Not the character.

"It's no wonder my son grew up to be…sensitive."

"Do you like my record?

Jesus Christ

It's kind of like selling people on any real tragedy series or movie, actually.

All rights reserved

"future"?

You're going to jail

all according to keikaku

Jesus fucking god that's awful/awesome

Edward Lee wrote about raping hillbillies!? What a shocker!

As nice as this review is to the book, B- seems a little disingenuous :O