The usage of goats in Hell is…questionable at best.

Novella, you philistine.

I still don't think audiences are ready for massive cock-headed hell gorilla.

Fighter of the Day Nurse?

I read that as "he beat up Joey Gladstone on Star Search".

BABARARACUCUDADA!

In this and the line before, I realized that Master Tang sounds exceedingly like Strong Bad.

"But we both swing if you know what we—…"

I use the "Monkey in a piñata" quote way more often than I'd care to admit.

*visibly shouting*
*calmly* I implore you to reconsider.

CHOSEN ONE!!!

What-do-you-get when youcrossanowlwitha bungee cord?
What-do-you-get when youcrossanowlwithabungee cord?
What-do-you-get when youcrossanowlwithabungee cord?

Jesus Christ.

*swoooosh*

The snark in this article makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.

That sounds like a shitty 90s Marvel version of the manga "Homunculus", by the author of a charming little comic called Ichi the Killer.

I sometimes wake up in the dead of night, cold sweat clinging my blankets to me like a funerary shroud, screaming "Willenium!" in abject terror.

Javier Bardem there looks like the lead singer of Smash Mouth, and also Guy Fieri.

"We're nothing like them. We'll NEVER be like them."

I've made a vow before God and my entire family, on their most valuable honor, that if this Stevenbomb has one, just one, single episode about Pearl Misses Her Rosey-Poo And Gets Fucking Weird About It, I will exterminate all the nations of man and rule over the survivors as a tyrant of blood unlike any seen before.