Zelle is probably the fastest way to send money between US bank accounts. I can send money to my wife it will show up in her account in minutes and be available for withdrawal. Unfortunately, because it is so fast and funds are available immediately, things get hairy if you send money to the wrong person.

About ten years ago I was living in ATL and was drinking with a buddy at our condo’s bar. I met a guy who said he was my new neighbor - he recognized me walking out of my house. Nice guy, we chatted a bit, and then went on our way. The next morning another neighbor knocked on my door in a panic, and asked if I would…

I remember reading that contemporaries called Byzantines “Romans.” Only modern historians called them Byzantines to distinguish them from the Western Empire.

Don’t feel too bad, they taught it was lost in school... bs, but still.

He also manipulated the market into believing that electric cars could be cool and useful, rather than just golf carts. He also manipulated clients and NASA into rejecting the notion that rockets must be disposable. Manipulation can be used for good or ill.

I LOVE the Meeseeks!!!

I read it in a Morty voice

I got summoned to an early meeting for the hatchet, and they were so pissed I was late. Why show up on time for your own funeral?

Hole saws are only a pain if you are using them to expand an existing hole and can’t use the bit in the center. For a nice fresh piece of plastic, it should have worked just fine.

I went to Iceland before it was cool, and briefly worked in Norway. I am actually fired up for this one. My boy loves Frozen too.

Precisely. As the story goes, Achilles as a baby was dipped by his mother in the River Styx, making him invulnerable except for the bit on the heel where his mother held him. So to have an Achilles heel, you have to be invulnerable/perfect/whathaveyou except for that one singular thing. If you have more than one…

The automakers are right to stay out of this fight. Coming out to defend CA only offends Trump to gain nothing. Siding with Chao and company offends CA who can use the state tax code and motor vehicle registration codes to achieve the exact same result as the regulations. 

It’s a pure power play. Power has trumped principle for the GOP for a while now.

Ingratitude? Unions have their issues, but it is weird to hear people talk about their employer like their own father. Labor is like any other cost, sellers want more for it, buyers want to pay less. Loyalty goes both ways.

I don’t know of all jobs in the world, but I have worked with a variety of teams that suffer prima donnas in..

It’s strange that they wouldn’t just push MagLev tech instead. Compared to the Hyperloop, it’s cheaper.

My wife drives a 2004 Buick Terreza, only 60K miles and she got it for $3000. Leather and power everything, DVD player with wireless headphones, not a bad deal. Besides, all the rich muckymucks in Asia are riding in lux minivans - you can do a lot with all that space.

Get a new lease on a new car and just Turo the shit out of the BMW?

If your key broke - you were just screwed and waiting for a locksmith all the same.

We have a friend with this condition as well. He also ended up in the hospital. Sometimes you just gotta treat vegetables like medicine and choke them down.