I knew a blonde swinger in ATL. A perfectly lovely body, but the face of a female crypt keeper.

Every Superman movie except Man of Steel. Superman sucks.

Katie Couric < Sarah Spain? She has come a long way since trading dates for Super Bowl tickets on MySpace...

Colin Cowherd is sports radio's David Duke.

I lost my job in the fall of 2010, just as the overall economy came crashing. I made great money and spent it with great abandon, so that year of want before I went to grad school was difficult. My home computer at the time was years old and on its last legs, and I needed a new one to just open attachments or…

Only zealots (like me) only spend five minutes at the gas pump. I can drive from Denver Metro to Kansas City, MO in 8hrs flat, including stops. Most people who have the wherewithal to own a Tesla ($$, need for large sedan, home w/garage to house and charge it) are gonna have a wife and kids, or time. Bathroom breaks,…

I happened to be in Oslo on the 1 year anniversary of the Breivik massacre. The Norwegians made a point of having an African looking Norwegian woman as the MC. And she was gorgeous and spectacular.

I lived in Norway for a summer, and while Frozen is a Disneyfied bastardized version of an amalgamation of various Norwegian landmarks - it still made me feel wistful. Frozen is my favorite animated Disney film.

you are going to hell. +1

As soon as he mentioned the dog, I knew. Dogs and chocolate DO NOT MIX.

No no no... Yes. +1

I lived in Norway for one summer for a graduate internship, and I still have many friends there. The biggest thing that struck me about dating and the social scene is how many lovely Norwegian women are perfectly comfortable walking home alone after dark. Even in the face of "nighttime rapes," these women still walk…

This is the same reason why Americans won't be able to get Cuban Cohibas even after Congress lifts the embargo. The folks out of the DR own the Cohiba name in the US. Same for Havana Club rum.

Umm, I had a boss TOTALLY tell me I was overpaid. Nevermind that I was technically underpaid, since the position I was in was rated to pay WAY more then the one I was in before. Then of course he followed that up with the "a monkey could do this job." The problem wasn't the job - we sold food that people regularly…

And if you are a guy who needs rules to meet women in a club, you should follow them.

Don't even start. Plenty of companies have failed because people were afraid to go against their bosses wishes. Here we have a guy who asked his parents for help in good faith, and was instructed to just focus on hockey and not worry about it. He had no reason not to trust them and was completely betrayed.

+1 Outstanding

There are crazy deals on those wipes - we bought 100 tubs for the stockpile for $10 worth of coupons. And we use them for EVERYTHING.

I was perpetually shitfaced in my 20s... but I rarely let drinking or being hungover fuck me in other parts of my life. It happened every once in a while - but not in a real pattern. If you have a pattern of misbehavior fueled by a substance, and you can't stop on a dime - you are an addict and need help.

No love for Chris Brown, "This Christmas?"