They need to make that flight REALLY cheap.

I have a 15 month at home. He has taught me that kids are on a never ending quest to kill themselves in the most horrific way, and getting what he wants trumps getting what he needs every time. So this argument about banning them to "protect the kids" doesn't hold water unless you are consistent to the extreme. It's…

That's because Andrews gave Deadspin (journalistic) access.

The prohibition against taking the Lord's name in vain is in the 10 commandments. Right up there with murder and adultery. Saying FUCK is actually better.

I have knocked on a stranger's door asking for help before. Strangers have knocked on my door. I never thought I was taking my life in my hands, and this was in the South.

I read your comment as "sexism is everywhere, so what." I apologize if I misinterpreted your intention.

That doesn't excuse it. Racism has been a part of life in the US for hundreds of years, but I am still going to raise holy hell if a black man gets lynched.

+1 Good show

Plus Dish Anywhere streams live TV. I have used it to watch football... ON MY PHONE! Take that DirectTV.

Well, you can do what the Chinese parents do... when their kids are smart, but didn't score high enough to get into top Chinese schools - they send the kids abroad. Hell, Norway's universities are free, even for foreigners.

Failing that, there is always a trade. HVAC technicians do very well, without the huge student…

Who cares "ergo?" I followed both the US and Germany as my teams in the WC. I live in the US, but I speak German and have many connections there. Just like I follow multiple American teams. If she switched teams, you can certainly call that out. Say she switched to Argentina if they won... that would be as bad as a…

Mike... drop. Are we talking xhamster or P-hub?

The Deborah story would actually be pretty inspirational and bloody, like Artemisa from the 300 sequel.

War paint is awesome. Native Americans, Celts, Maori, Football players, spec op guys - all use war paint. It's like painting your face, but for WAR.

I am concerned about the 8th grade girls giving handjobs to their little brothers. Is that a thing?

1) The nicest car you can ever own is a paid for (and working) car. The second nicest is up for debate at Jalopnik.

She's kinda cute... I would let her twerk on me. Anyone else annoyed that middle schoolers can get so much nice teacher trim these days?

+1 First smile I had all day. God Bless you sir. Vielen Dank.

People making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested for not realizing that joke has already been baked.

You are correct. Don't forget your negative Yelp review of a restaurant with a manager or owner that cares may get that staff member fired too. Besides, bringing attention to a problem is constructive - and if they solve the problem, you'll actually go back. How many times do you return to a place where you drop a…