That grille on top of the other grille...oh why so many grilles??

Nice read as always Torch. BTW, that BSOD gif is amazing!! 

That’s true. Totally bonkers. Speaking of which, we haven’t had one of those “Would you rather” quizzes in a quite while Torch. When are we gonna get one those?? Our brains could use some exercise!!

Oh c’mon, they just wanted to ensure the pens they gave away worked!!

Hey I’ll swill Jim beam from anywhere. The battery might give it an extra kick as well. 

My brother was going to get an F-Pace on my recommendation as i used to love JAAAAGS but instead he went for an RX350 instead. Reason, the build quality. I took him to the Jaguar dealership to convince how amazing Jaguars are but during the test drive, i felt that the NVH and ride quality was way worse in the Jaguar…

Naaw, you did the the right thing. That’s what those rentals are for!! If m gonna pay $40 a day plus insurance, you bet m gonna get my money’s worth

Are you getting one of those diesel Chrysler minivans??

Finally, a worthy NP. Thanks for the palate cleanser after that atrocity from yesterday!!

Naaaw!! In 2020, you’re fine with a crown vic. Now, like others have said, getting an explorer is a dick move. Seriously, just yesterday night, while returning from work, i overtook this left lane hogging Pontiac Montana and saw a security company’s Ford Explorer in the third right lane next to me. It even had light…

You got a 2017 Focus as well?

What in the flying mother of god FUCK is this???

And I loved where they placed the exhaust. It was always my favorite car in the 2012 NFS Most Wanted. 

I tried to eat the tails once...kinda like chewing on a very bad quality plastic. Like the one dollar store stuff is made of. Wouldn’t recommend it!! 

And how would you define the lifetime of a vehicle?? I have a 1999 Camry as my winter beater with it’s original engine at 476000 kms and it’s still going strong. I highly doubt a turbo charged engine could come even close to that mileage.

Aah so this is what awaited after that 20 second dream ride in Rolls.

Call me old school but turbos do need to be replaced every 250,000 kms or so. I would get the N.A 5.0 V8. Newer ones might be more resilient though but working on cars since 2007, my experience would be to go for a naturally aspirated engine if you will be keeping the truck. I like to drive my cars to the ground and…

Thanks for the compliment. Also, I drive an Impreza!!

I was totally unaware of the concept of alternative battery formats like Sodium Ion batteries. I always thought it was either Li-Po or Li ion for rechargeable batteries. I’ll research more on it. Thanks for letting me know.

Thanks for the somewhat appropriate response. Pretty sure I was gonna open the floodgates for trolls with that question but needed to clarify as I was not totally clear about the trade-offs. But yea, I should’ve just googled rather than asking here.