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Yesss fun but not necessarily fast!!! the perfect recipe. and how about it still requires a key to start..none of the fancy switches. And the keyhole needs to be on the right side on the dash like old GMs.

ahh yes...its a failsafe system. How could i not see that before???

Oh okay. Well, i guess we can trust the Germans to think everything through beforehand!!

But then, what if on a hot day, you over inflate the tire to 43PSI for the windshield washer duty and after 5 minutes, you get a flat and need a spare. You would have to take the air out of the tire with no way of knowing when it reached 26 PSI as you surely cant drive around with an over inflated tire on a day like…

no wonder the company was called “Dick’s Towing”!!

This whole predicament is just so damn frustrating...i mean i know this is a kick ass car and i would love to buy and drive it...but everyone around me buys SUVs like RX/Q5/X3 etc etc...and i want to get a power wagon but i know i would need to sell it off in a few years cuz well...german electricals...and i know i…

Duly noted!!!!

Congrats on your COTD win skeffles!!! I did’nt even know about Bristol cars until today.

Damn the car is so meh that you wrote a whole big paragraph and didnt even realise you called it an MKX instead of an MKT!!! I guess they’re all the same anyways...

I got zero...i honestly though no.7 was Aston Martin DB5!!

“Hobbs and Shaw”. Sounds more like a 1950s comedy than an action movie.

I like the idea behind it but then, i do know that taxes/insurances are not the same in all provinces..or states for people down south. So how will that affect the prices? also, a person with a shitty driver’s record will have the same price as the one with a clean record?

yea well i did close out all my accounts/credit cards/safety deposit box with them...not like they gave two shits about that either. For them, customers are just numbers on their balance sheet.

Trust me, when it comes to the 5 big banks in this country, esp RBC, there’s no such thing as “Canadian-ness” in them. I had a small fraud on my account and they didnt do jackshit about it!! the amount was too little to bother with a court case so i just ended up eating the loss.

Great idea Jason...you’re the one shining ray of hope for the future of us car lovers... “Go Wrenchelpers”!!!

Reading Jason’s posts are like seeing MCU movies...you gotta look closely for those hidden easter eggs!!!

The 914 may not be the prettiest but its still way better than this mutant......mish mash......car thing

Nice read as always Jason but whats with the kirby in this image??