That sort of sounds like it worked out!

So it worked without bleaching?

If you add sugar, the dog will lick you bald in your sleep.

Um, actually the reverse.

The other lies I hear often are:

Wow, cheating the tracks for a 2 car train that passed in 5 seconds.

Yeah, I’m baffled at ‘neater’, but I’ll admit to the exact stupid stuff like that:

Whelp, I know what I’m listening tomorrow at work. Thanks!

Every response in this thread is proving your thesis.

Pence, on leaving, in the limo: “Mother, did that go better or worse than Hamilton?”

Motorcycles too:

Yeah, I can eat about as spicy as whatever - but a jalenpeno on the hotter end is perfect for spice AND flavor.

We need an Ubiquti gold box, Amazon!

We need an Ubiquti gold box, Amazon!

I was pleased when I got my parents to switch to tablets. If they had full computers they would be constantly owned.

Ads for kids cereal meant you bought cereal.

Reject any plate that is political?

7.25oz or about 5 shots. (Wait a shot is 1.5 right? Sometimes I see it written as 1oz.)

7.25oz or about 5 shots. (Wait a shot is 1.5 right? Sometimes I see it written as 1oz.)

It really had the best beaches, it was our own private tropical paradise!

We actually get 6 weeks of vacation, a 35-hour work week, free ride along wherever the fleet goes for travel, and health insurance.

Correlation may not equal causation, but I don’t want to get pregnant so I’ll stick with PB&J! (Jelly is a fruit, right?)