“However, Celexa killed my abilty to climax. Was very frustrating.”

So close - you could totally do this:

Payroll tax: ‘It’s sort of “your” money, because if this tax didn’t exist, your employer would be able to add that money to your wages.’

Oh the sensationalist local news isn’t so bad. It’s the actual tragedies.

Glad I’m not the only one!

Concrete barrier, 3-4' tall.

L’enfer, c’est les langues étrangères

I don’t see anything wrong with her behavior in that 20 second clip - looks like a zealous fan.

It has 8gb at least, which is nice. Not sue I’d want either mobile chip 3rd gen or 4th gen, but I think it would work in a pinch.

It has 8gb at least, which is nice. Not sue I’d want either mobile chip 3rd gen or 4th gen, but I think it would…

It isn’t too crazy, it’s huge and you can get away from crowds.

Some of us rock Moto Gs since we’re just that cheap!

I read Google Helpouts as Google Hellspouts. I was mildly interested.

Yup, without practice and training all whips are pretty much only good for hurting yourself.

DORIAN! You got the incantation mixed up!

Yeah, I just discovered this on my Macbook to my iPad. Not sure which iOS started this.

Since this is a government action, I would think Navient would send you a check - they have all the record.

Ha, yup! But then I was merely amused by the typo, at least, not saying “OMG not journalists!!! Bad!! Moo!!”

So you’re saying I should return the Acura TSX I just bough for my second child, since that credit doesn’t exist?

Look up penile fracture on Wikipedia.

Yeah, I seriously can’t imagine him being re-elected.