Better DeadTube than RedTube.

Should be a snap for Omni Consumer Products after Detroit.

Yup.

When you're done with him, Disqus, eat me.

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!

It's a typo. It was supposed to be "Viscous."

Will he also be playing the three-eyed crow on The Simpsons?

I can't seem to find a couple who can eclipse my level of miserableness.

When you're single, you hate every couple.