Same here. I stared at the pic for a long time too. A stubble, indicating he had a shave a couple of days ago? 2500 years ago - they were shaving? Had a reason to shave? But then I date this with other civilizations and suddenly it doesn’t seem seem to old :)

I understand the need to study the digestive contents, as it’s not often possible with a body from so long ago, but it pales in comparison to my being totally fascinated by the facial features and the fact there’s hair on his face and head. Yeah, I know more decomposed mummies often still have some head hair, but this…

Seek help.

I actually sort of prefer it without the trim, maybe with a big dent in the taillight and a bit of missing trim on the side...

There’s always money in the banana stand

A kilogram of bananas (roughly seven bananas) currently costs roughly $45 in North Korea

Law enforcement continues to shit their pants any time someone does something even vaguely threatening.

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

In the past, they’ve done tractors:

Mitsubishi makes everything from bicycles to jets.

I was about to type Volvo, but couldn’t find a photo of a p1800 next to an A25.

Yamaha

You make a very good point, but something something freedom.

It’d honestly be refreshing if a company spokesperson just came out and said the truth.

It’s a piece of shit.

I’ve been working an auto parts counter in Texas for the past 20 years, and I’ve gotten real good at counter-diagnostics. It’s a piece of shit. 

That will be a far superior starting point for a homemade camper than a school bus!

“Whoever dies first,” Andy Richter says off-screen, “you have to do that at the other one’s funeral.” This sounds like a fair stipulation, except what clip is Rudd going to lie about bringing when he gets up there to eulogize Conan.

Let us not forget the one time it was gloriously done by proxy