I’m surprised it took this look to get this answer. The GOP wants to kill the USPS and a MB logo is just another alternative fact in that mission. 

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

Cool. I can even see it on Google Maps!

Luckily this year the exam is being conducted remotely, so pissing one’s self is not grounds for failure.

I’m taking the New York Bar Exam on Monday... twenty years after graduating law school, and not having practiced law since then. I expect to fail just as miserably as your minivan has failed the TUV. But I will continue undaunted and try again and again until I pass because I am the David Tracy of law. You are my…

Fail by the technicality, pass by the technicality.

The only way to defeat a German inspector: Technicalities. 

Wow those are some long rods!

What about a flat apposed 4?

“Get out of your car on a dark rural highway to check on a wounded, probably angry deer,” isn’t great advice.

DUI was my first thought too. but with no witnesses and any alcohol that may’ve been in his blood at the time long gone there’s no way to prove he was DUI and/or knew he’d hit anything but an animal, which happens a lot in that neck of the woods. 

Getting arrested for not carrying ID was literally a hallmark of Communist police states. Torture and possibly death for not carrying ID was what the Germans did in the countries they occupied in WWII.

Please submit your resume. 

I’m still somewhat puzzled you bought a Chrystler Minivan here in Europe...

Viel glück! Wannabe wrenchers like me thrive on living vicariously through your insanity. Just tone it back a little bit, or remember why you’re doing it in the first place... who am I kidding, I’m no psychologist. Regardless, you should definitely consider getting that bad boy shipped home when you’re done with your…

Krass, which means “awesome.” (I now refer to my van as the Krassler Voyager.)

And yet you did come here, read this, and take the time to comment.  Shouldn’t you be out working on your own POS?

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.