Your co-workers remember your birthday?

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

...as an easy example, that building in Manhattan that the Kushner family bought a few years back is in debt to the tune of more than a billion dollars...doubt they’ll get criminal records when they default on that mess, though. I mean, aside from all the other legal shit they’re about to get into.

No, they are not the same - court fees typically arise from criminal conduct or some sort of interaction with the court system based on criminal behavior.

Court fees, that is, legal fees levied by the court for violations of the law, are not the same thing.

I’m grey, but I hope you see this. I spent 18 months working as a “paralegal” in a very prominent NJ collections law firm. (Prominent enough that there’s an I Hate .... website that you could probably find pretty easily.)

The list of call centers that aren’t completely awful would be a very short or non-existent list. They are almost always a nightmare. Go talk to any HR person who is responsible for a call center and prepare yourself for a few hours conversation on what it is like.

That’s Matt Hamilton... and he is, in fact, from Madison, WI.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

How do people that think like this live with themselves.

Pretty much. Some Expedition in another dimensions has some serious rattles.

Ok, now let me let you in on a super secret secret....

At temperatures below -10c trailer hitch balls taste like grape juice

And Tracy

my v10 touareg TDI

Holding the unlock button on the key fob will sometimes lower your windows. This is awesome on hot California summer days where the interior is approximately the temperature of the surface of the sun. Both my 350Z and my current 135i do this.

The Ford double-edged keys only use one edge. The good part is that if you had two Fords, you could use one key - cut one side for each car. The bad part is owning two Fords.

Due to a glitch in the universe, replacing the heater core in a ‘99 Expedition will cause it to spawn about 30 extra screws. Theoretically, this glitch could be exploited to generate infinite screws and violate conservation of mass.

My car secret? Well, he made me promise not to tell anyone, but Bill down at the Ford dealer has been giving me MSRP, no markup, on new trucks for the past 30 years. You can’t buy loyalty like that.