The most upsetting thing about this story is that he brought a bunch of bananas to snack on in the plane. That smell would have made me hurl all over the place.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Got it!

Ford GT will also baby. Bette would love it!

YAY! My FAVORITE kind of bill!

Okay, US, I think perhaps we should send some aid their way, yessss?

I love this comment so much

Someone made a Doug Funny

I saw the post and I was like, “IS DOUG BACK?!”

The guy who wants to ban 1 billion people from the US because of a few bad people isn’t racist. The same guy who said Mexico was sending its murderers and rapists over the border in droves and therefore thinks a wall will do anything isn’t racist. The guy who eats a fucking burrito bowl on Cinco de Mayo and thought it…

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

sidenote the GT looks fieeeeerce in those militaryish colors

I appreciate what Lynch said. And agree that it’s true.

Again, I’m not personally a fan of the kneel during the anthem, but that’s his right and I’m also not outraged over it.

There is a problem, but there is also a media problem in that things get covered with certain angles and with social media and the internet, it’s…

Why hasn’t one of those crazy vigilante hacker groups gotten into the Co$’s emails yet?! There has to be some insane, exhaustively criminal, mind-blowing shit in there about how the group operates and exactly how corrupt/vindictive they can be...

NEW AEROSTAR BETTER NOT BE A JOKE I HAVE EMOTIONS AND DREAMS

Jalopnik: The Fragrance. A mix of motor oil, exhaust fumes, tire smoke, and decaying old-car interior.

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?